Such a successful freshie session last night. Can’t wait to see you all next week
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WHEN I CAN’T GO INTO A JAM BECAUSE I HAVE 3 MINORS
(thankfully this wont be happening anymore)
HAHAHA this is total H’Aardvark!
ashton kutcher cheated on his wife of seven years and continued to be the star of a sitcom and had virtually no repercussions towards his career whatsoever
sean penn abused his wife and went on to win an academy award and a golden globe (he also said people who called hugo chávez a dictator should be arrested but idek what he was on when he said that so)
charlie sheen hired numerous prostitutes, shot his fiancee, verbally threatened his second wife, and in the same year that his children were taken away from him announced that he was going on a nationwide tour which sold out within 18 minutes
kristen stewart cheated on her boyfriend and was ridiculed for six straight months and labelled a slut/whore/bitch/home wrecker by the general public even after releasing a statement and apologizing for her actions and was forced to drop out of multiple projects
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New Year
I am sooo glad that everyone has had such a wonderful year…. i really am… well done i am happy for you
but pack it in already…. spare a thought for those who have not had the best of years, or are going through a shitty time…
to all you people finding this tough, chin up, i hope 2013 is a better year for you all x
Oh fuck, this looks so delicious! I thought it was a cake roll at first.
Deffo making these for t’other half.
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I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help
cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.
I love this explanation ha creased
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been doing that since last year :)
Darren king! Where are you! Lol ‘
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This is why I no longer travel by fire.
Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard
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